Fastest contradiction? 7 minutes 35 seconds for Palin.

You might have seen the "Generic Off" Daily Show segment where Palin starts off by saying the government needs to implement a complete overhaul of our financial sector and then immediately follows up with a pledge to keep government out of "private sector progress." (@ 3:00 in the vid) I don't know how the fuck Palin thinks you can have massive oversight and regulation and still keep government out of private sector business. Then again, this is the same woman that has no problem repeating the same bold-faced lie over and over again with the utmost conviction and perky "aw shucks!" smile.



If you thought it might have been taken out of context, don't worry. It wasn't, despite what many in the realms of conservative punditry may claim. Here's the full speech in Golden, Co on September 15th, 2008 (you have no idea how painful it was to listen to this dotting moron), where the Daily Show quotes were pulled from. (@ 1:50, @ 9:25)




I really am convinced that McCain Palin could win. When/if that happens November 4th... well, it was nice knowing everyone, I think I'll just take me a good, long dirtnap.

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