Don't put your dick in these holes! Don't put your dick in these holes!

I've seen stories about people fucking puppies, goats, cows, there's even the infamous Mr. Hands who was killed when the horse that was fucking him in the ass went too deep and ruptured his colon. But this, this... Well, it just takes the cake.

A Saginaw County man has pleaded no contest to indecent exposure after police say he was arrested for performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum.

The Saginaw News reports 29-year-old Jason Leroy Savage of Swan Creek Township entered the plea Wednesday in Saginaw County Circuit Court.

A no-contest plea is not an admission of guilt but will be treated as one at sentencing on March 25.

Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Defense attorney Philip Alexander Sturtz had no immediate comment Thursday.
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