He sees you when you're sleeping...

The whole premise of Santa is just creepy. Some "jolly" elf that watches everyone all the time to guage whether he thinks their actions are "naughty" or "nice" and awards presents as such. The whole thing of parents flocking to malls to have their children sit on a strange man's lap. A strange man that gets paid just barely above minimum wage. It flies in the face of reason and against what most parents teach kids, to stay away and be wary of total strangers. But that stranger is okay as long as he's dressed as a fat, mystical being with a voyeur fetish.

A middle-aged, stocky white man, gray-haired and bespectacled, does nothing to conceal his identity in the photos as he sexually abuses boys who may have been as young as 6.

A "BKK" luggage tag in the background indicated he was in Thailand -- the code is that of a Bangkok airport -- but the international police agency had no idea who the man was until it appealed to the public for help this week.

Within 48 hours, that move led to a cluttered apartment in Union City, New Jersey, and what appeared to be a double life.

Wayne Nelson Corliss, an actor and comedy writer who sometimes played Santa Claus and painted faces at parties, was arrested late Wednesday. Friends and neighbors said they never could have imagined him being involved in such crimes before investigators released his picture worldwide.

"He's the best Santa Claus anyone has ever seen," Stone said. "I've never seen him act in a way that was creepy or predatory toward children."
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Maybe that's because Santa Claus, even in folklore, was a pedophile? Anyways, FBI agent PedoBear here needs to have a word with the young victims. Preferably in private.