What they really do at work in Japan.

Japan is a strange place, or so I am led to believe. It is, after all, the birth place (only place?) in the world where you can buy used school girl undies in vending machines. Alcohol? Vending machines. How fucking cool is that? You can even buy lingerie in a vending machine. They gave us anime and great suspense horror movies like, "Audition." They are a nation that self-admittedly has a Lolita fetish, and so many more really, really weird fetishes. It is also the kind of nation where a man was demoted for logging 780,000 porn site hits.

A Japanese civil servant was demoted for logging more than 780,000 hits on pornographic Web sites on his office computer over nine months, an official said Friday.

The man, a Kinokawa city government employee in western Japan, visited porn sites from June 2007 to February 2008, city official Tomiko Waki said. The man's name was withheld.

To give you perspective, there's 273 days between June and February. At 780,000 hits per day that equals out to 2,857.142857142857... That's a lot of porn. And the repeating 857 is just weird. My guess is that he's some kind of space alien/robor super-masturbator.

Despite his frequent porn viewing, none of his colleagues noticed his activities, which he apparently conducted throughout the workday.

Along with the demotion, he received a 20,000 yen ($190) monthly pay cut, Waki said.
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That's kind of fucked. If he was able to click that much porn and still do his job well enough that no one noticed, he should get to keep it. It's like the policy of being high at work should always be; if they can't tell, you win. So, to this masturbatory man of bull-like penile strength and fortitude, I commend thee.