WTF is with all the breeding?

There was the psycho bitch with the octuplets, Nadya Suleman. Asides from already having six children, an receiving food stamps, she decided to shit out some more kids. She hit the jackpot and crapped out a might fine litter of eight. Thus bringing the total brood count to 14. Fan-fucking-tastic that she's on food stamps and her current plan seems to soliciting donations from a website she has set up.

As if that wasn't enough, the same fertility doctor that helped Nadya Suleman become a freakish fetus-shitter has helped a 49-year old woman become pregnant with quadruplets.

The Los Angeles Times is reporting that Dr. Michael Kamrava treated another patient at his Beverly Hills clinic, and she is pregnant with quadruplets.

Kamrava reportedly transferred at least seven embryos, made from donor eggs, into the unnamed 49-year-old woman.

She already has three adult children from a previous marriage and reportedly wanted one more child with her second husband, who is in his 30s.

The woman is currently five months pregnant and is hospitalized at the Los Angeles County-USC Medical Center, according to the report.

She originally arrived at Good Samaritan Hospital in Los Angeles for unspecified treatment but was transferred last week to the county medical center because she is uninsured, the Times reported.
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Great. So this woman doesn't even have enough money for fucking insurance, yet she's gearing up to give birth to 4 children. Wonderful. I'm sure things will go over great. Maybe she can start a website for donations, too.

As if to not be outdone, some 13-year old kid is a father. Yep, a 13-year old.

Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne.

He told how he and Chantelle, 15, decided against an abortion after discovering she was pregnant.

The shy lad, whose voice has not yet broken, said: “I thought it would be good to have a baby.

“I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.”





^ 13-year old Alfie, 15-year old Chantelle, and Maisie Roxanne.




Alfie’s dad Dennis yesterday told how the lad does not really understand the enormity of his situation — but seemed desperate to be a devoted and responsible father.

He wanted to be the first to hold Maisie after the hospital birth. He tenderly kisses the baby and gives her a bottle.

And Dennis, 45, said: “He could have shrugged his shoulders and sat at home on his Playstation. But he has been at the hospital every day.”

Maisie was conceived after Chantelle and Alfie — just 12 at the time — had a single night of unprotected sex.

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Chantelle admitted she and Alfie — who are both being supported by their parents — would be accused of being grossly irresponsible. She said: “We know we made a mistake but I wouldn’t change it now. We will be good loving parents.

“I have started a church course and I am going to do work experience helping other young mums.

“I’ll be a great mum and Alfie will be a great dad.”

[...]

Britain’s youngest known father is Sean Stewart. He became a dad at 12 when the girl next door, 15-year-old Emma Webster, gave birth in Sharnbrook, Bedford, in 1998. They split six months later.
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I am reminded of the lyrics from the Harvey Danger song, Flagpole Sitter.

been around the world and found
that only stupid people are breeding
the cretins cloning and feeding






Harvey Danger Flagpole Sitter

^ Remember this music video? ^